Apeshit

Bird flu Swine flu Monkey pox Cowpox
Parrot fever Guinea worm Chickenpox Crabs
Bed bugs Bat flu Cat flea tapeworm
Eastern equine encephalitis
Cat scratch fever Bovine tuberculosis
Deer-fly fever Mad cow disease Worms
Rat-bite fever Black dog Rabbit fever
Viper's dance Beaver fever Seam squirrels Frogg
Canine influenza Fishtank granuloma
Colorado tick fever Eel thing Moles
Elephantiasis Amoebiasis Salmonella Raccoon roundworm Thrush

 

Tough

The air smells like a sweet watermelon
I know you can't smell it
And probably can't taste it
You can't see it
But that's fine, neither can I

Maybe it's the neighbors
I wish you would growl at them
And their horrible dogs
Instead of snoring
And coughing and gagging

We could walk over that way
Like we used to do
But you just lie there
Waiting for me
To make the big decision