#27/Broke on Record Store Day/4:4

Tomorrow marks Record Store Day
We’ve got a video of someone opening a box!
djs spinning records and on and on
not a punk band, but they act like one
The similarities end there

spending their money on other things lately
a music chip that plays a track
Alas, I am totally broke too!
they’re so enthused
i never talk about my depression

I have spent many hours watching others play
great and personal discoveries
perhaps the most purely rock and roll record
words to that effect
Yes, I would beat you in a twee-off

#26/RecordStoreDay/5(5):7(7):5(5)(haiku)

don’t worry, we’ll walk
a special live appearance
the independent

#24/MikeWattZoogzRiftJazz/1:1

the outsider music legend
had lost his battle
but the love for one song
will win this one

steaming hot pile of lumpytunes
best known by the stage name Captain Beefheart
intensity in places
a sound artist who can really take you

The kids today must protect themselves from the 70s
These are some of the cultural heroes
swift and righteous
modern music's true innovators

Title Format

browser poetry 

(# = number)/
(Title = keywords search)/
(# = website in order of google search result (:) # = sentence used, if not listed it's from the first sentence.)

#22/Bad-Worse/4:4

I loved her and her funny teeth

came home for a quickie

expecting a civilized island

the lowest level in years

from dire to discouraging

an orbital debris hole

a 10-year low

they said we were “turning the corner”

Get in touch with Today

the worst half-year

for years and years to come

The numbers come from in-home surveys

the most devastating thing is not what's happening here now

victory is irredeemably tainted

Which is bad.

equity injections into private banks

You feel bad

it is tied to the need

disavowed torture

more painful than women

#21/tea party congress bankrupt/3:3

There are policy makers working
One is Christine O'Donnell
One need look no further than politicians
Their current rally is hard to fathom
This last-minute fiasco
I am waiting for audio transcript of the show
I find this a very odd time

#20/Wisconsin Republican/7:11(x3)

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Browser Poems v.711.
search title: Wisconsin Republican
7th website, 7th word, 7 syllables
11th website, 11th, word, 11 syllables.


collective bargaining change
captured the nation’s attention, a handful
rebuttal to Obama
a press conference Tuesday morning at which
Wisconsin's Republican
posing as a billionaire conservative
becomes tiresome unemployed
Since I reported on the Koch industries
controversy-plagued chairman
says a spokesperson, after being accused
leader laid off It will be
Republican Scott Walker rode his promise

Well, there you go.

He went to the shelf and pulled down a big white binder and began to leaf through the pages.

“I thought you wanted me to look at it,” I said.

“Ha ha. I have to find the right one. I want you to be able to see it. Not everybody can see the things in some of the paintings. Here. This one’s the one for you.” And he brought the book over to me.
The painting was like graphs and charts on top of strange psychedelic black-light posters from the head shop. Most of the page appeared to be covered in sine wave waveforms.  Some of the lines ran parallel for a few inches and then spread apart and some intersected with others and many of them coagulated into what appeared to me as a solid blot, so many lines intersected there. I was impressed with the fine detail, but overall I had the feeling that one of us in the room had been partying a bit too hard lately and spent all his spare time drawling lines on paper.

“Can you see it?”

“Well, yes. I mean, see what.”

“I thought this would be one for you. Maybe not.”

“This is very beautiful, man. You’ve obviously put lots of work in here. What exactly am I supposed to see?”

“Well, it’s like a map. Not really a map. Can’t you see it?” he asked.

“No.”

“Keep looking. Let me know where your eye wanders. When you find a spot that you are fixing on point it out and I’ll tell you about it.”

I kept looking at the painting and I did notice that I always wound up in the lower left quadrant, so after a minute or two, I pointed there.

“You do see it. You just don’t know what you’re looking at. But I figured that you would be able to see it on this one.”

Another Life sample.

Louie told me to follow him out back to get high, so we walked out back into an abandoned campground full of RVs in very derelict condition. More like an RV junkyard really. We chose one and went in and started sparking up. While we were toasting a semi-trailer hauling a carnival ride pulled right up next to us and the carnival ride began to unfold itself, spreading its arms and legs like an awakening spider or a butterfly exiting a cocoon. We tried to get out of the RV, but it was nearly impossible as the legs of the metal monster kept unfurling right next to the camper door and it seemed like we’d be crushed or torn in half trying to get outside. The RV started rocking back and forth. Louie lurched out the door onto the ever-growing structure and it pulled him away into the air about 50 feet and set him gingerly on the ground right behind the roadhouse. I figured it was safe, so I followed suit and when I landed we headed back in to see the band.

The Joke That Is Your LIfe

Better write ‘em now, while you still think it’s funny

All those jokes

Hiding all the hatred that your parents gave you

One day you will not laugh

#3/Marshall McLuhan would have told coyote stories all day long/3:16

reading at least three newspapers a day, speed-skimming through books, and listening to police scanners as a hobby.

wake up before dawn to watch TV station test patterns

the chemistry behind blending tomato soup and milk

Can you say, "FREAK"?

"I look at old material, and I realize there's a basic experience in our society, a history, and if we're not aware of it, it could be to our own peril."

#5/Night In Bali/7:4

Gotta get moving.

Gotta keep dancing.

Just decent Joes, doing what they are told....

A shadow government

On standby

Ready to run

Murder in cold blood.

Gotta get moving.

Gotta Get moving and stay moving.

No hands on the wheel.

They strap explosives to their body and dance, dance, dance.

St Felix III, dancing at the burning mosques.

Shut up, cop.

Too much to drink.

I’ll smash your teeth in.

It took her fifteen minutes to tell me what the matter was.

They are by the dance floor.

Quickly the news is sprayed back home to confused parents.

The bag at the end of the bar.

Gotta get moving.

Calling the facts: murder in cold blood.

Gotta keep dancing.

Gotta get moving.

A lot of bodies and a ton of blood everywhere you look.

#1/Beautifully That You Came On My Side/7:7

Beautifully that you came on my side.

Tied, spread-eagle, onto the hood.

The Delta Upsilon chapter at Miami University of Ohio.

The winning contestant kissed for 33 hours to fill that niche discovered in the sex tour industry.

And jailing of girls doesn't encourage such activity.

Couples who always protect themselves without using condoms.

Events and promos: weekly healthy belly-off club stuff.

A female surfer who is driving on the beach sees a male approaching.

Does a registered sex offender live on your street?

December, 1967. Reg. No.: 8672 Name: LIKKITT.

Male language we are ‘chicks’, ‘pets’, ‘sex-kittens’, ‘bitches’, ‘cats’.

Today I got up, OK, actually I laid in bed listening.

... Israeli helicopters on Thursday fired missiles at a jeep carrying four Palestinian
gunmen....

Fashion - Introducing the autumn and winter set.

14-year-old with drugs, money, school help and more.

Everyone knows that the green M&M’s = sex. Or so I’m told.

Dash my machine...

love up the screen with some explosive scenes and fantastic images.

Something to help improve his life, as he was having problems.

Beach girl body gittin' down with a need for speed.

Flash Jeep Flash Candle Wax Flash Stocking Flash Bikini Flash Bikini 2 Flash Floor
Flash Rock Flash Squeeze Flash Click This Flash Ballpark

“You want for some water?" "You have to have sex with me."

Dad was always mad cuz my mother was having it with his brother.

Poor upbringing by evil parents?.

"I wanted a Jeep, a friendly but strange little creature of indeterminate sex who got its name because all it could say was "Jeep!"

“And they bought me a Saab!”

This is no typical first date.

No weenie in a Jeep, no safari vest, no pencil mustaches, no anti lock brakes.

Ride it like it was the Rodeo!

Balance to be paid on the day the tour commences.

Name,age, sex, nationality and diet preference of the guest required.

Sex and laughter are both beautiful things.

Sunless days silver lining for motorists.

Sex-swap man has beef positive.

It matters not who or what sex you do it with.

Just like a Jeep.

Do you have any medical conditions/allergies that we should know about?

Browser Poetry

BROWSER POETRY Can I start typing here?  I'll just proceed.  I started doing what I call browser poetry a few years ago and have had fun with it. It almost makes being terribly topical tolerable.  Extreme Formulaic writing.  Writing? It's probably Someone Else's words and my arrangement. (Keywords/number pattern)...edit appropriately.  My writing background is broadcast scripts and song lyrics that rhyme. Short. Sell memories. Wait, can I do that in :10 instead of :20?  My friends all speak much better than I do which is why I keep listening to them.  I do one line poems like "Barf" or "Cheese" that only really work when combined with pictures.  Yes, it's just a box of wires. 

Sheryl Crow

I keep searching for that picture of you flashing the peace sign.

That signifies 2.

Not 3 or more.

And 1 is just being ridiculous and usually unsanitary.

A mechanized allotment machine.

Spring-loaded, snaps at you when you're greedy or you counted wrong.

A tap on your wrist and then it's back to playing guitar.

A gentle reminder from the paper nymph.

I can't imagine sticking a whole tree up my ass, even a little at a time.